very well then! if your technology won't help you to pass this door, then maybe your anger will!
> touch the door in a sensual manner whispering "Dear precious, beautiful, dear, graceful, precious, PRECIOUS door. I won't let anything, even myself break you. I'll find a way to open you without breaking the parts that make you my dear precious, beautiful, dear, graceful, precious, PRECIOUS door." and give the lock a peck